Saturday, January 24, 2009

Each day I take a moment to thank god (or whoever) that I don't live in Olympia anymore.



Wednesday, February 6, 2008


oh my god. omfg! olympia is so cold...

ps. they are redecorating the geoduck sculpture in the bookstore window for valentine's day.

Monday, January 14, 2008

More Hiking Boots

Today at the gym at Evergreen I saw two people working out with hiking boots on. TWO! TWO! Not one, but TWO! Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, I noticed more than one person in cargo shorts. Which is not quite as "olympiawashington" as hiking boots, but jesus christ.

Cargo shorts? check.

hiking boots? check.


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Down. Town.

Hello faithful readers,
I just moved to Downtown Olympia! Yay! Right? Right. Downtown. Ahhhh. The noise. The lights. The excitement.

All those things are great. Except for they keep me up ALL night.

I've lived downtown before, in Seattle. It was all right. Sometimes the ambulances would blare by, sounding off their sirens. It sucked, but it was okay. I was living in Seattle.

Now, the noise keeps me awake a lot of nights. But what kind of noise is it? The noise from the streets--big trucks, rain dripping madly off the roof.

And I just CANNOT sleep in. Why? Because every morning at approximately 10am the state workers MUST have their Subway Breakfast sandwich. This includes loudly entering and exiting the Subway Parking lot, which is right outside my window.

I do like living downtown. Don't get me wrong. It's just too bad that I am making all these sacrifices living in THIS downtown. For what? To live in Downtown Olympia. At least in Seattle I could walk a couple of blocks and find a decent Tecate and a job that paid over $10 an hour.

I guess the moral of the story is: when in Olympia, it is better to live in noisy and kind of lame downtown than it is to live with a manipulative hippie roommate.


Sunday, January 6, 2008

oh my god i know i should stop but i made another one. okay okay i'm done putting bad pictures on the internet.

re: choco martini

hopefully this ms paint picture isn't too pornographic. it is censored.

yay! a dance party sounds like fun! i'm still a little sick but if i feel better tomorrow i'd love to go. in any case we should all hang out really soon. i miss you guys!!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

i think that this forum needs to be revitalized. i was going to post that picture of cisco adler's balls but then i remembered that pornographic content is not allowed.


since you all (two or three of you) check this regularly i wanted to mention that there is a dance party at e. beanblossom's dorm tomorrow (sunday) night.

contact me for more details.

we should really go, or have drinks or something. i am not really looking forward to another olympia winter.

"i moved to olympia, washington and all i got was this stupid depression."