Saturday, December 15, 2007

Olympiawashington: Any Gayer?



Could Olympia Washington be any gayer? No, no it could not. And that is in the best way possible.

Capitol Way is getting into the Christmas Spirit. The GAY Christmas Spirit. And I could not be happier. Purple lights are on the trees, brightening up downtown with the best color ever. Also, purple is the gay pride color, if you did not know. Also, you probably didn't know that purple is also MY favorite color.

So it is basically a win-win for everyone.

Although, I think Olympia Washington is copying me. I don't have a tree this year, but when I do, it is almost always decorated to death with purple ornaments.

OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!!!!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Excitement.

Olympia Washington isn't very exciting right now.

I am contributing to this problem.

Maybe every Olympian should work on being more exciting, and then we would have more exciting lives.

Just a thought.

-s

PS: I am bored and want to be done with school. But I shouldn't be bored, because I have schoolwork to do. Hmm. I'm going to go eat a can of soup.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

How I would dress if I were "Olympia Washington" for Halloween

Wow I wish I had my camera because I really want to post a picture of the giant paper 10 ft mache Geoduck dressed up as Harry Potter in the bookstore window on campus. That is how I would dress up like Olympia Washington. Does anyone have a picture of it?


-m

Monday, October 29, 2007

If I were OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!! for Halloween...

This is what I would wear. Except for the jar, I would hold that with my coffee in it. And the Geoduck, I just threw that in for good measure.

Happy Halloween!

OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boots
+
skirt
+
fucking north face jacket
+
hair bag
+
fucking mason jar
+
NO

Sunday, October 28, 2007

I still like the question...

If you were "olympia washington" for halloween, what would your costume look like?

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Olympia Washington Karaoke Politics

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Don't go to Jake's for karaoke, unless you are extremely hot in a gay way, are totally rich, or are "in the loop."

Cause it's lame.

The past three times that I have gone to Jake's and put in my request for karaoke, they have NEVER FUCKING PLAYED MY SONG. Do you know how frustrating it is to get all stoked up, get ready to sing my special song, and wait all night for nothing?! Yes, it is frustrating.

Now, it may not be SO frustrating, but it is because the same people will go two or three times before they will even CONSIDER playing my song.

There are a few speculations that have been made.

1. Tipping. The karaoke DJ wants you to tip, and she wants you to tip well. People slip her twenty dollar bills, blah blah blah. I have never, ever gone to a karaoke bar where this was standard practice. I think it sucks. Sure, bump their song up for a good tip, but letting the same person go several times? No. Not fair.

2. Am I not gay enough for Jake's?

3. Do I just have to make friends with the DJ? Cause honestly, she doesn't seem too friendly.

Anyway, it's pretty balls, and I keep telling myself that I am going to boycott Jake's karaoke and go somewhere else. Which, I do, sometimes. But, I always end up going back to Jake's to see if maybe, just maybe, they'll play my song in a timely matter, for once. And guess what? THEY NEVER DO!

Fuck that.

OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 26, 2007

question

this isn't an "oly wa!!!" post, but i'm just wondering what you girls think is better, chocolate martinis at the royale, or man troubles at the mark?


-misskiss