Thursday, January 10, 2008

Down. Town.

Hello faithful readers,
I just moved to Downtown Olympia! Yay! Right? Right. Downtown. Ahhhh. The noise. The lights. The excitement.

All those things are great. Except for they keep me up ALL night.

I've lived downtown before, in Seattle. It was all right. Sometimes the ambulances would blare by, sounding off their sirens. It sucked, but it was okay. I was living in Seattle.

Now, the noise keeps me awake a lot of nights. But what kind of noise is it? The noise from the streets--big trucks, rain dripping madly off the roof.

And I just CANNOT sleep in. Why? Because every morning at approximately 10am the state workers MUST have their Subway Breakfast sandwich. This includes loudly entering and exiting the Subway Parking lot, which is right outside my window.

I do like living downtown. Don't get me wrong. It's just too bad that I am making all these sacrifices living in THIS downtown. For what? To live in Downtown Olympia. At least in Seattle I could walk a couple of blocks and find a decent Tecate and a job that paid over $10 an hour.

I guess the moral of the story is: when in Olympia, it is better to live in noisy and kind of lame downtown than it is to live with a manipulative hippie roommate.

Thanks, OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 6, 2008


oh my god i know i should stop but i made another one. okay okay i'm done putting bad pictures on the internet.

re: choco martini


hopefully this ms paint picture isn't too pornographic. it is censored.


yay! a dance party sounds like fun! i'm still a little sick but if i feel better tomorrow i'd love to go. in any case we should all hang out really soon. i miss you guys!!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

i think that this forum needs to be revitalized. i was going to post that picture of cisco adler's balls but then i remembered that pornographic content is not allowed.

bummer.

since you all (two or three of you) check this regularly i wanted to mention that there is a dance party at e. beanblossom's dorm tomorrow (sunday) night.

contact me for more details.

we should really go, or have drinks or something. i am not really looking forward to another olympia winter.

"i moved to olympia, washington and all i got was this stupid depression."

Thursday, January 3, 2008

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Olympiawashington: Any Gayer?



Could Olympia Washington be any gayer? No, no it could not. And that is in the best way possible.

Capitol Way is getting into the Christmas Spirit. The GAY Christmas Spirit. And I could not be happier. Purple lights are on the trees, brightening up downtown with the best color ever. Also, purple is the gay pride color, if you did not know. Also, you probably didn't know that purple is also MY favorite color.

So it is basically a win-win for everyone.

Although, I think Olympia Washington is copying me. I don't have a tree this year, but when I do, it is almost always decorated to death with purple ornaments.

OLYMPIA WASHINGTON!!!!!